Average Is All You Need
LLMs will make more of your average stuff. And that's OK. Here's how average SQL beats fancy attribution models when your agent writes the queries.
Read more →Sarcastic takes on what we build and why. No thought leadership.
LLMs will make more of your average stuff. And that's OK. Here's how average SQL beats fancy attribution models when your agent writes the queries.
Read more →A sarcastically written ode for the death of manufactured complexity that nobody wanted but everybody got anyway, thanks to VCs and startups advertising complexity as a product.
Read more →What if your entire data stack deployed like a Vercel app? Ingestion, storage, compute, serving. One product, EU-hosted, priced for teams that count their money.
Read more →Short reads. No fluff, just the thing.
Save a query, create a chart, publish it. You get a link. That's the whole feature.
Don't wait for a pre-built connector. Describe the API in JSON, run one command, query your data.
Hosted in Frankfurt, Germany. No transatlantic transfers. No 'EU region' checkbox on a US product. Built here, runs here, stays here.
Your data sits in Apache Iceberg on S3. Parquet files. Open format. If you leave, you take everything. That's the point.
Connect to your data lakehouse with psql. No driver, no SDK, no setup. It speaks Postgres wire protocol. That's it.
Four doors to your data. The CLI is the product. The API, wire, and UI are how you integrate and review.
Ingestion, storage, compute, and serving in a single product. Not four vendors, four bills, four UIs. One.
No sales call, no demo request, no 'contact us for pricing'. Sign up, try it, decide. Here's why we built it that way.